...Huh.

This isn't the Lifestream.

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You know what? I take back anything bad I ever said about this place. This place is awesome! All hail Altruia! [does some squats to celebrate]

Well, okay, maybe not really since we had that horrible weather awhile ago, not to mention that blood oath thing. But I guess I was right in thinking that it would make everything okay again, since it totally did!

Plus, there's that ship with everything. I gotta say, I love the wine. And I did find some stronger stuff, but it probably tastes like crap since it looks like it's the medicinal kind. Which I guess'll come in handy at some point, but I'm not going to think about that right now.

Besides, I'm way too happy right now! A desert island filled with killer animals is the last place I'd expect to find a girlfriend!

Hey, Yuna, feel like going to the hot springs later? Or maybe the falls, so I can beat the pants off of you in another splash fight? Ha!

[Zack knows it's probably not the best idea to run around in this blistering heat, but he can't really help it. It's easy to ignore the weather when there's a million other things running through his mind, anyway.]

Has anybody seen Aerith? I've looked in her cabin and on the beach and that hot springs place and who knows where else, but she isn't anywhere. I'd look in the garden, but considering all the freaking bugs, thaaat's probably not the best idea right now. They'll swarm and eat my face off.

Where the heck could she be?! People, help me out here!

Hey Aerith, that monkey that bit you? Yeeeah, he'd not going to be biting anyone anymore! He showed up and tried to take a chunk out of Yuna's arm, but he's rabid monkey-stew now.

...Wait, ew.

And now I'm sort of glad that I was out in the rain while it was pouring. My pants are still pretty damp and it's nice in this blistering heat. I grew up near a jungle so I'm pretty used to this, but not...quiiiite so intensely. If anybody needs any immediate cooling off, I've got an Ice materia and I know how to use it! Now if only it would quite fritzing out on me...

I think I'm gonna take up Cloud's beach offer. Woo-hoo!

[Zack stands outside his cabin, barely aware of the rain and wind - all he knows is that there's a sudden urge in him to fight. Beat these guardians - hmph, some guardians; they're not guarding any of them - and be reveled as a hero. SOLDIER instinct, maybe? Who knows. It's just an undeniable search to fight.]

Someone back me up on this! Those animals back there are going nuts!

[Or maybe he is, for wanting to go after them. Never mind he can barely see since the rain has plastered his hair to his face, but he knows his battle sense and doesn't necessarily need to see anything. Hey, maybe they can find something to go with that antelope Sephiroth got earlier.

Wait, why was he even thinking of food at a time like this?]

...This isn't Costa del Sol, is it?

Uh, anyone mind informing me where I am and why I just woke up with sand in my mouth? Not to mention in my pants?

Cloud? Aerith? I need to talk to you guys. Not at the same time, well, maybe but yeah, I need to talk to you both. As soon as possible, but no rush I guess. Don't worry, it's nothing serious, but the sooner the better. But no rush like I said. I said that already, right? So yeah, you know where I am. Duh, of course you do. I'm going to squat - uh, to do squats before I say something dumb.